You hate waking up in the morning

If sitting behind the computer makes you puke

If you prefer drinking over eating

If you are alone

If you are alone

if you are alone

if you hate standing in line

if you rather huff paint than work

if you take too long on the john

if you refer to the toilet as the ‘john’

if you think you’re god

then everyone should listen to you

And do what you do.