Kane knew that he fucked when he entered the kitchen that morning. The room was hot and his innards were boiling on his way down the stairs – his stomach was telling him to stay in bed. Kane didn’t listen when his stomach told him stuff like that and most people don’t. His wife had a cold expression as she glanced over her shoulder, not mad but plenty miffed. He felt a growing nausea as he stepped beside her and poured hot tea into his cup. “Morning,” he said, trying to sound as casual as he could.
He didn’t add ‘sweetie’ or a ‘honey’ to that sentence like he usually did. It was dangerous; though, since when did he start listening to his stomach? It must be really bad, his survival instincts were kicking in.
She didn’t answer him and kept looking into the pot of porridge she was stirring with a wooden spoon. “Are you ready for today?” he said, sounding slightly more nervous than before. The tea in his hands trembled and he sat down at the kitchen table and put the cup away. Vapour came out from the cup and she finally turned and looked at him. She brandished a really creepy smile but he couldn’t put his finger on what made it creepy. Perhaps it was her eyes. They didn’t fit. “It’s going to be fun,” she said and sat down. She didn’t look up from her porridge.
He smiled back and took a sip. The tea was heated perfectly. He decided to take it as a good sign. They had breakfast in quiet and they got ready and stepped into the car without a fuss. “Got everything?” he asked.
“Sure did,” she said, almost cheerfully. She was clutching her bag that was resting on her lap.
“Alright then,” he started the car and drove away. They hit the highway but they weren’t going very far. It wasn’t really a big deal and he didn’t know why his wife made it out to be. They had argued a lot last night; he remembered that he’d been shouting a lot while his wife was mostly quietly pointing out the flaws of his plan. Sometimes he wished she would scream at him, become a little more passionate! The way she looked at him and shook her head, it made him feel like a child – your mother is always right, kind of thing, which pissed him off, but not today. He would get his way this time. She always got her way, otherwise. It would be good for her, he thought, and tried to bury the worry deep into his stomach but it kept bubbling up again. He wasn’t always sure what he stomach was telling him…
The building came into view and they parked the car and stepped inside. “The doctor will see you shortly,” a nurse said and they sat down and waited in the waiting room. The TV was on playing a movie silently. There were three other men waiting, both of them looking rather nervous. After an extended period of silence, he looked at his wife. “Look, honey–,” her neck snapped round and she stared back at him like a cat that regarded a black spot on the ceiling and is trying to figure out if it’s blotch or a prey worth pursuing.
His mistake was calling her ‘honey.’ “Th– this will be good for us,” he stammered.
She regarded him for a second, expressionlessly, then she smiled. “You’re right, honey, you deserve this.” He didn’t like how she put emphasis on the ‘honey,’ part.
“Mr. Johnsson,” he heard and stood. “This way please,” the nurse said. He followed her into the hallway. He didn’t have the courage to look back back at his wife. They went into a very white room. “The doctor will be here shortly,” the nurse said and left him. He sat down on a hospital bed and swung his legs like a kid. He felt good, now that it was just him and the room. He never could’ve imagined life would be this difficult, all these little concessions to other people… no wonder he couldn’t read his stomach, it was long time he listened to it!
No matter, things would be different from now on, he’d taken a stand and won, at least he felt like he was winning. The doctor came in. He was wearing the usual white coat but he wore jeans and sneakers underneath. The doctor offered his hand. “Mr. Johnsson, you want to fix your lazy eye, is that correct?”
“That’s right, doctor.”
“And why do you want to do that?”
Kane paused. “I don’t see how that’s any of your business… Is it dangerous?”
“Oh no, it’s as simple as can be.”
“Then I’d like to get on with the procedure right away.”
“Of course,” the doctor hesitated.
Kane looked visibly annoyed. “What is it?”
“It’s just that, we don’t usually do those kinds of procedures here.”
What do you mean?”
“Well, you see, your wife–.”
As soon as the doctor mentioned his wife he stood and rushed back to the waiting room. She wasn’t there. “Where’s my wife?” Kane asked the doctor.
“She’s in room 27A– sir! You can’t go in there.”
“Bite me!” Kane hurried to the door. It was locked. “I demand you open it.”
“Fine,” the doctor said. “It’s too late anyway, she’s ascending.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
The doctor grinned. “She’s becoming a new type a woman, a modern woman that can do anything.”
Kane looked at him in disbelief. They stared at each other, then the doctor laughed. “HAHAHAHA, sorry, sorry, I was just being silly,” he sniggered.
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Nothing, nothing,” the doctor said and wrapped his arm around Kane’s neck. “Enjoy your wife’s new tits!” He laughed and left. Kane Decided not to step into the room.
She came out after the procedure and they didn’t talk until he started the car and hit the road. His eyes kept slipping away from the road and down at his wife’s new chest. They were sticking out like two footballs, perhaps slightly smaller… She was grinning from ear to ear. “Are you happy?” she said.
“I can’t believe you did that behind my back!”
“Come on,” she said dismissively. “Is it any worse than what you did? Looks good, by the way.”
He looked at himself in the side view mirror. I do look good, he thought. Still, it was still a loss for him. She got what she wanted but he got what he wanted too. He suppose that’s what marriage is, a bunch of little concessions…
© Christopher Stamfors