The toaster on the windshield (that I’ve had for years) suddenly shot the bread sideways. A net that was attached to the toaster caught the bread. I don’t know why I thought that was an interesting observation, but it was somehow strange to me… On the street the police was dressed in blue and had helmets but instead of batons they had big axes strapped to their belts that bumped against their legs as they walked. I suppose it was to hack at criminals, perhaps to throw at them? It was a big axe, though and I couldn’t imagine it flying very far. Do the firemen wear pistols instead? The firemen kills fires, I guess that makes sense…

There were some bars and hookers downtown. The hookers ran the bars and there were some gangsters but the gangsters didn’t bother the hookers and instead they killed each other over the scraps in the city; the liquor stores and shopping centers. I wasn’t entirely sure why the gangsters didn’t bother the hookers but the hookers shot liquor out of their breasts when they danced. It wasn’t very strong liquor but I thought it was noteworthy.

According to the news a dog named Jasper was president. He barked at the questions at the interviewer and he growled if they didn’t give him a treat every so often. He was a good dog so nobody complained much. The TV screen in front of me was round and big and flat, like a mirror. I felt like I’ve seen TV’s that were square but I wasn’t sure. There was also a bit more color than I remembered…

At least my piss is still yellow and my shit is brown. That I remember clearly.