Am I the only one who needs to twist my dick upside down

in order to not piss on my shoes

or am I the only one who’s fucked up?

Am I the only one who thinks

about camping but

never does it?

Am I the only who can’t stand

my apartment

but is too afraid to get rid of it?

Am I the only one who takes two hours

to drink a pint

but 2 minutes to slurp down a mixed drink?

Am I the only one who can’t live without

people but still thinks everyone is

a fucking moron?

Am I the only one who give zero fucks what

anyone else thinks but still find pleasure

if strangers like me?

Am I the only one who rather starve

than go to the gym?

Am I the only one who enjoys cold dreary

nights

instead of sunshine?

I’m not but I felt like the question should be asked, just in case.

I’m up to my ear with my own bullshit.